2017年2月22日 · A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

2018年5月15日 · I hope more people add to the prank list! I may have to do the water or electric surcharge!!!! This isn't on a cruise but I pulled a April Fools Joke on my family this year. We do a family cruise each year. So we have a FaceBook page where we can talk and plan the cruise. So I run the page and I'm the go to cruise guy.

2007年10月1日 · I remember I laughed my head off on my Rapsody cruise, and played bingo, because Skippy was so entertaining. But for the life of me,I can't remember any of the jok

2012年8月21日 · He kept going back to this kid we noticed around the ship dressed urban chic-ly and wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates BB cap, which caught our eye early on as we don't often see them worn outside of our 'burg.:rolleyes: No way was the kid 18 for the adult show but he was with a large group including what appeared to be parents.

2015年11月23日 · PS to comedians - we don't need 95% of the jokes to be cruise ship based. But it seems unprofessional to me to offer up the same shtick year in and year out. Maybe the cruise lines need to rotate in new comedians more often if the present bunch can't be bothered thinking up new material.

2007年3月28日 · I have been on one cruise, and I saw what I thought was a great joke. A member of our party brought with her a little pocket sized noise machine that could "Meow" just like a cat! She would walk around the ship with it in her pocket all day, and occasionally meow it a few times!

2018年5月15日 · I'd love some new material for this cruise coming up. Here is a few of my favorite (that I can share). Room Service with the worst menu items 30 minutes before actual room service should arrive. Electrical surcharge invoice for over usage of A/C (invoice slipped under door toward end of cruise) or Water surcharge for using too much water

2012年2月14日 · Cruise Lines Modify Cancellation Policies For Better Flexibility; Cruise Lines Roll Out Virtual Content During Coronavirus Shutdown; 2020 Alaska Cruise Season Suffers as Cruise Lines Struggle With Deployment; Cruise Ships Redeploy following Alaska Cancellations; Cruise Industry Prepares New Health Framework For Future of Cruising

2022年11月10日 · Don't know how long our very capable and scholarly HostStar will let this thread live ( flattery will get you everywhere) but here goes. Would like to hear jokes/ stories about cruising that bring a smile to your face. For instance, on our last cruise a few weeks ago, I heard someone ask the Hotel Director where the ship's electricity came from.

2011年6月28日 · We just got back from a week-long cruise on a ship on another line. One thing that surprised me is all the jokes that were made at Carnival's expense by the various entertainment acts, the Cruise Director, the Captain, and almost anyone else …